Hi there, I'm Ashley. I'm 18 and I live in New Jersey. Peer pressured to make other social networking sites, but I made this one on my own account. Enjoy the blohhhhg
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- Me: *throws book seductively onto bed*
- Me: *leaps passionately onto bed after book*
- Baseball fans: Oh my God three strikes he should be ashamed.
- Basketball fans: Make the damn free throw, man!
- Football fans: Fuck how was that a flag I didn't even see anything that was fucking flag-worthy.
- Hockey fans: YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT THAT WAS A WIDE OPEN NET AND YOU FUCKING FANNED THE PUCK. OH GOD NOW YOU GET A FUCKING PENALTY! GOD DAMNIT REF YOU SUCK! HE IS JUST BREATHING AND YOU'RE CALLING A DAMN UNSPORTSMANLIKE CONDUCT? FOR BREATHING!?? SINCE WHEN HAS BREATHING BEEN UNSPORTSMANLIKE. YOU LITTLE FUCK. DO YOU JUST WANT THEM ALL TO STOP BREATHING AND DIE, CAUSE I WANT YOU TO DIE, REF. UH HUH I SAID IT. IT'S OKAY *inserts player's first or last name here* YOU TRIED I LOVE YOU STILL. IT'S THE FUCKING REFS FAULT FOR EVERYTHING HE NEEDS TO WIPE THE SHIT OUT OF HIS EYES.
